While the United States Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” justice of the peace Linda Penn, of Bexar County, texas, announces the launching of a pilot program to force 50 government-run public school students to wear ankle bracelets because of habitual truancy.

       NOTE: This is the further realization of plank number ten of the “Communist Manifesto” by Karl Marx.

       [added 7/19/2024]  Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.