While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” de facto senator John S. McCain, III, of the Federal enclave of Arizona, presumptive presidential nominee of the Republican (fascist/socialist) Party, when asked by two reporters for Politico, admits that he does not know how many houses he owns.

       NOTE: The correct number was between seven and ten.  No one knew for sure.

       [added 7/19/2024] Thanks to Freedoms Phoenix for this entry.