While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” Matthew Garrett and another Murfreesboro, tennessee statute enforcement officer (at the wrong address) wet themselves when confronted by 20-year-old Justin Chilton.  The SEOs had been pounding on Chilton’s door at 3:AM.  Chilton, believing them to be intruders, opened the door with his sidearm at the ready.  As punishment for embarrassing the SEOs they charge him with underage drinking and underage possession of a firearm.

       [added 10/10/2021] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.