De facto Commander-in-Chief Obama (either a natural born subject of the United Kingdom enclave of Kenya, or a natural born resident of the republic of Hawaii)—a Nobel Peace Prize recipient)—declares war against the terrorist Islamic State.

       NOTE: Obama has launched more cruise missiles than all other Nobel Peace Prize recipients combined.

       [added 12/18/2022] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.

       While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” the city of Houston, texas begins issuing subpoenas to local pastors of (501(c)3, government-chartered, non-profit corporations, as opposed to a new testament (First Amendment) Churches) for any sermons that deal with the topics of homosexuality, gender identity, or the city’s openly lesbian mayor, Annise D. Parker.

      [updated 2/28/2023] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.