In Laurel, maryland, Arthur H. Bremer, a left-wing, “lone nut” shoots Democratic (socialist/fascist) de facto governor George C. Wallace, Esq., paralyzing him.
CONSPIRACY ALERT: Upon hearing the news, Republican (fascist/socialist) de facto President Nixon, Esq., ordered Charles W. Colson, his Special Counsel, to make sure there is no evidence linking Bremer to either him, or his re-election campaign.
NOTE: As attorneys (Officer of the Court) Wallace and Nixon were ineligible to serve in two branches of government at the same time, according to Article I, Section 6 [Clause 2].
[restored 11/5/2022]
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References:
Calvin D. Linton, ed., The Bicentennial Almanac: 200 Years of America, 1776-1976, (Nashville, Tennessee: Thomas Nelson, 1975), 419.