Mark Wright, spokesman for the Department of Defense (foreign military aggression), announces the suspension of military supply convoys from Afghanistan into Pakistan, due to violent protests against Central Intelligence Agency drone strikes in Pakistan.

[added 8/12/2022] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.

       While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” U.s. Army Lieutenant Colonel Robert Bateman (private mercenary), in an Esquire magazine opinion piece titled “It’s Time to Talk About Guns and the Supreme Court,” writes:

       The only guns permitted will be the following:

       Smoothbore or Rifled muzzle-loading black-powder muskets.

       Double-barrel breech-loading shotguns.

       Bolt-action rifles with a magazine capacity no greater than five rounds. Bolt-action rifles with a magazine capacity no greater than five rounds.

       We will pry your gun from your cold, dead, fingers.

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       We will initiate a nationwide “buy-back” program. …

       The major gun manufactures of the United States, less those who create weapons for the federal government and the armed forces, will be bought out by the United states of America. …

[added 8/12/2022] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.