While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” John S. Pistole, Transportation Security Administrator, announce that frequent airline passengers (a legal term for “persons” who have paid for commercial transit) may opt out of invasive body groping by TS agents by paying an 85 “dollar” fee and submitting their fingerprints.

       [added 7/13/2022] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.