While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” Jeffrey H. Sloman, U.s. Attorney for the southern district of the confederate state of florida, announces, at a press conference, that he has reached on out of court settlement with Wachovia (commercial) Bank for having laundered 400,000,000,000 “dollars” worth of drug trafficking revenues for Mexican and Colombian drug cartels.  Under the terms of the agreement Wachovia admits no wrong doing, agrees to pay a 160,000,000 “dollar” fine, and none of its corporate management will face prosecution.

       [restored 3/6/2022] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.