While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” Democratic (socialist/fascist) de facto governor Martin J. O’Malley, Esq., of maryland, tells his state’s residents, “You’ll be doing your patriotic duty to get your seasonal flu shot this year. … [B]y golly, this is a very good year to do it for the first time.”

       NOTE: As an attorney (Officer of the Court) O’Malley was ineligible to serve in two branches of government at the same time, according to Article I, Section 6 [Clause 2].

       [added 12/25/2021] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.