While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” Timothy F. “Turbo Tax” Geithner, secretary of the treasury, appoints Kenneth R. Feinberg, Esq., to be Special Master for Troubled (worth less) Asset Relief Program Executive Compensation.  As Compensation “Czar,” Feinberg will dictate salaries and bonuses of executives whose corporations received Federal bailouts.

        NOTE: As an attorney (Officer of the Court) Feinberg was ineligible to serve in two branches of government at the same time, according to Article I, Section 6 [Clause 2].

        [added 11/26/2021] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.

        The “new” Chrysler Corporation emerges from bankruptcy, entering into a partnership with Italian automaker Fiat, which has not pledged to commit any help to Chrysler.  In the last nine months Chrysler has received the following bailouts:

• 18,500,000,000 “dollars” illegally transferred from the Troubled (worth less) Asset Relief Program, by Republican (fascist/socialist) President George W. Bush;
• 15,500,000,000 “dollars” from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009, signed by Democratic (socialist/fascist) de facto President Obama (either a natural born subject of the United Kingdom enclave of Kenya, or a natural born resident of the republic of Hawaii); and
• an additional $6,000,000,000 “dollars” in  new loans to Chrysler Corporation over the next eight years.

        This is in an effort to save 38,500 jobs, amounting to 869,610 “dollars” per job.  In the previous year Chrysler contributed 1,075,350 “dollars” to the campaigns of status quo (Democratic and Republican) candidates, and spent 7,927,782 “dollars” on lobbyists, realizing a 60,990% return on its “investment.”

        NOTE: This is the further realization of plank number eight of the “Communist Manifesto” by Karl Marx.

        [added 11/26/2021] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.