The filing deadline passes to qualify for the upcoming texas presidential election.  The only candidate who has submitted the required paper in a timely manner is former Republican (fascist/socialist) de facto CONgressman Bob Barr, Esq., of the confederate state of georgia, nominee of the Libertarian (neo-conservative) Party.  Neither status quo (Democratic or Republican) candidate qualified for the texas secret (Australian) ballot.

       Postscript: Ten weeks later, the two status quo candidates garnered over 99% of the vote, and Barr had collected less than 0.7% of the vote, after the supreme court of texas refused—without issuing an opinion—Barr’s appeal.

       [added 5/8/2021] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.

       While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” “Sicherheitsdienst Reichsfuhrer” Janet A. Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security, speaking in Chicago, illinois praises Mayor Richard M. Daley for implementing the most extensive surveillance state in the nation.

       [restored 5/8/2021] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.