The United states Air Force (private mercenaries) conducts an air strike on the village of Azizabad, Afghanistan, claiming to have killed 35 “insurgents,” and “only” seven civilians.

       Postscript: Two weeks later an angry “President” Hamid Karzai, of Afghanistan (de facto Mayor of Kabul), condemned the raid for having killed at least 90 Afghan nationals.

       [added 5/8/2021]

       While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” justice of the peace Linda Penn, of Bexar County, texas, announces the launching of a pilot program to force 50 government-run public school students to wear ankle bracelets because of habitual truancy.

       NOTE: This is the further realization of plank number ten of the “Communist Manifesto” by Karl Marx.

       [added 5/8/2021] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.