I’ve been dead before.

—- Spock, “The Undiscovered Country”

       While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” Antony J. Blinken, Esq., de facto secretary of state, announces the lynching of Ayman al-Zawahiri, General Emir of the al-Qaida international terrorist network, by a Central Intelligence Agency Predator drone.

       NOTES:

• Sources in Afghanistan and Pakistan reported that al-Zawahiri died from untreated asthma nearly two years before.  Furthermore, the London (England) Sun pinpointed his death as November 20, 2020.
• As an attorney (Officer of the Court) Blinken was ineligible to serve in two branches of government at the same time, according to Article I, Section 6 [Clause 2].

[added 7/30/2023]