While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” Michael Peters, a Chesapeake, virginia park statute enforcement officer, expels Sid Tatem, and his two grandsons from Northwest River Park, for drinking home-brewed kombucha tea, on the basis that it MIGHT contain residual amounts of alcohol.

       [added 4/23/2023] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.