Laura Seal, spokeswoman for the Department of Defense (foreign military aggression), informs the national media that—Nobel Peace Prize recipient—de facto Commander-in-Chief Obama (either a natural born subject of the United Kingdom enclave of Kenya, or a natural born resident of the republic of Hawaii) has ordered the deployment of United states Air Force (private mercenaries) F-15C Eagles to Turkey for possible combat against Russian Federation aircraft in Syria.

       NOTES:

• Obama has launched more cruise missiles than all other Nobel Peace Prize recipients combined.
• The eagle is the only bird that steals food from other animals.

       [added 1/1/2023] Thanks to G. Edward Griffin this entry.

       While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” Derrick Stafford and Norris Greenhouse, Jr., Marksville, louisiana statute enforcement officers (acting under-color-of-law) fatally shoot six-year-old Jeremy Mardis.

       NOTE: U.s subject/enemy/citizens are eight times more likely to be killed by an SEO than a terrorist. 

       [added 12/26/2025] Thanks to Freedoms Phoenix for this entry.