While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are stationed at 737 bases, in 130 nations around the world, defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” de facto President-elect Obama (either a natural born subject of the United Kingdom enclave of Kenya, or a natural born resident of the republic of Hawaii) announces that he ordered his economic advisors to manipulate the nation’s economic that creates and/or saves at least two million jobs.

       [added 8/15/2021] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.