While the United states Armed Forces (private mercenaries) are in Afghanistan defending “all freedom-loving people everywhere in the world,” Donald H. Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense (foreign military aggression), issues a classified memo creating the Office of Strategic Influence.  The purpose of the OSI is to write stories for release by third parties that are favorable to the U.s. Armed Forces.

       [added 6/18/2023] Thanks to Freedom’s Phoenix for this entry.